Joel Libava
For Immediate Release
Franchise News Alert, Washington D.C., June 2, 2017
— (Courtesy of The Franchise King.com)
Saying he knew he was probably on his way out, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has decided to go the entrepreneurial route-and will soon be launching a brand, spanking new franchise concept.
“It’s pretty obvious that the writing is on the wall-and not just for me. Reince, Jared, Ivanka, and maybe President Trump himself could be gone soon. That’s why I’ve decided to start lining things up for the future-for myself and my family. That’s where my new venture, #Covfefe, comes in.”
About #Covfefe
Note: The information in the next few paragraphs comes from the official #Covfefe franchise website.
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#Covfefe is the franchise of the future. That’s not an #AlternativeFact
Our new home-based franchise business opportunity provides people from all walks of life-and from all over the world, a chance to prosper in the new economy.
And the best part: A high-speed (or medium speed) internet connection, a Smartphone, and $45,000 are the only requirements needed to buy into what will surely be the hottest franchise opportunity to hit in years.
Top-Shelf Franchise Support
The support that #Covfefe franchisees will receive is unheard of in the world of franchising.
In a nutshell, franchisees will have almost instant access to a bevvy of seasoned professionals that hail from all sorts of industries.
Some of these professionals have very familiar last names. Do any of these ring a bell?
- Tusk
- Huffet
- Tates
- Turdoch
- Lezos
- Schmadelson
They should. Because they’re the last names of some of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world. Sean has been schmoozing them for months. And if you become a #Covfefe franchise owner, you’ll be able to get 1-on-1 help directly from them!
What Kind Of Franchise Business Is #Covfefe?
From Sean Spicer, CEO of #Covfefe – about what #Covfefe is:
“As I stated in a recent White House Press conference, ‘The President and a small group of people know exactly what he meant.'”
Sean goes on to say, “When and if we award you a #Covfefe franchise, it is only then that you’ll find out what #Covfefe is, and what you’ll be doing as a franchise owner. But, don’t worry; I guarantee you’ll love it.”
For more information on the #Covfefe franchise opportunity, contact Sean@Covfefefranchise.biz or Kush@Covfefefranchise.biz.
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Would you like to take a stab at what type of franchise business #Covfefe is?
My guess: #Covfefe is an online coffee ordering franchise.
Your turn. Let me know what your guess is in the comments.
(Kidding aside, I’ve heard from lots of people that Sean Spicer is a really nice guy. He’s definitely been put in an impossible situation.)
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