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Franchise News: #COVFEFE Franchise Launching Soon

For Immediate Release Franchise News Alert, Washington D.C., June 2, 2017 — (Courtesy of The Franchise King.com) Saying he knew he was probably on his way out, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has decided to go the entrepreneurial route-and will soon be launching a brand, spanking new franchise concept. “It’s pretty obvious that the writing […]

The Duke, The Duchess And The Franchise King®: A Reunion

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I had to wait a lot longer than I thought I would. I know that The Duke and The Duchess are busy people. But, I am too. Keep going… Royalty I know that The Duke and The Duchess are Royalty. But, so am I. I know that The Duchess is pregnant-so she’s especially tired these days. […]

My Competitors In Franchising Are Driving Me Cray-Cray

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(Image courtesy of BitStrips) They are. Big time. Seriously. The things I’ve been feeling have been going on for a while. I just haven’t wanted to share them with you. Until now. That’s because I can’t take it anymore! My Competitors In Franchising Are Driving Me Cray-Cray The reasons why they’re driving me crazy […]

Lost In Translation

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I have a feeling that some of things I write about on this franchise blog get lost in translation. For example, I just published a post titled “Shut Up Joel.” If you’re a new subscriber to this franchise blog, you were probably trying to figure out what a title like that has to do with […]

March On San Francisco Planned To Protest The POTUS Minimum Wage Hike Proposal

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Just about every small business owner– including franchise owners, are in an absolute tizzy over a pretty radical idea proposed by the POTUS. In his SOTU address, President Obama proposed raising the minimum wage from $7.25 an hour all the way up to $9.00 an hour. Over three years. New March on San Francisco […]

Is Millions Of Milkshakes A Real Franchise Business?

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I’m being serious here. I’m not sure how I stumbled upon a picture of Kim Kardashian drinking milkshakes from some type of Milkshake franchise? outfit, but I did. And, it seemed to have her name on it. I think. Or, maybe she was endorsing it. Maybe. Or, maybe the PR firm of this new franchise? was […]

What Is The Most Important Ingredient In An Original Brooklyn Water Bagel?

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If you’re a New Yorker, (the Brooklyn variety) bagels are an important part of your culture. Your borough has the best-tasting bagels. Period. There isn’t a place in the world that can come close to what you’ve been producing for decades. Unless you make them yourself, as a Florida franchisee of The Original Brooklyn Water Bagel […]

There’s One Thing in Franchising That Really Really Scares The Bejesus Out of Me

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If you’re looking into becoming the owner of a franchise business, you know that there’s a lot of fear involved in a decision that’s as large as this. If you push the yes button, and decide to become an owner, your life will change. Big-time. So, if you’re not full of fear–at some level, I’m […]

Ben & Jerry’s Lin-Sanity Ice Cream Lin-Update

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Did you hear about the new Lin-Sanity ice cream that Ben & Jerry’s started selling? The vanilla flavored ice cream, (always delicious) came with one Lin-Gredient that has managed to cause a real Lin-Firestorm… Fortune Cookie pieces and parts. Which made some people angry. Me–not so much. I happen […]

Hot, Steamy, and Slightly Sinful Waffles Being Offered At Waffle House

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Do you have a hot, wicked night planned for Valentines Day? Do you have any forbidden pleasures in mind? Or Are you open to suggestions??? I have one, and you can thank me on the 15th. Keep scrolling… Go to Waffle House for dinner, […]

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