Till We Meet Again?
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You’ll Never Get Your Money Back
Back to today’s franchise news; there’s a new business in town, and if you’re the end-user of their product, you’ll never, ever get your money back. They guarantee it….
That’s because you’ll be dead. D E A D.
If you happen to be a resident of Hutchinson, Kansas, you’ll soon notice a store popping up, (right next door to your ammo shop) that will make the words, “All Sales Final,” all too true.
“Til We Meet Again,” a casket customizing company, is about to open at 306 N. Main.
I’m not kidding. Now, I’ve been known to be a little bit sarcastric in the past, and I even own a website that’s focused entirely on make-believe franchise concepts, but in this case, even I can’t make this one up.
The owners state that “we can do just about anything, a specialized interior, an exterior air brushing. We do wraps. We do urns from scratch. They sky is the limit. ”
Even KISS guitarist Gene Simmons got into the action; he’s licensed the use of the band’s logo, etc. to be used on customized caskets for “die-hard” rock fans. (My quote.)