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You’ll Never Get Your Money Back

Back to today’s franchise news; there’s a new business in town, and if you’re the end-user of their product, you’ll never, ever get your money back. They guarantee it….

That’s because you’ll be dead. D E A D.

If you happen to be a resident of Hutchinson, Kansas, you’ll soon notice a store popping up, (right next door to your ammo shop) that will make the words, “All Sales Final,all too true.

Til We Meet Again,” a casket customizing company, is about to open at 306 N. Main.

I’m not kidding. Now, I’ve been known to be a little bit sarcastric in the past, and I even own a website that’s focused entirely on make-believe franchise concepts, but in this case, even I can’t make this one up.

The owners state that “we can do just about anything, a specialized interior, an exterior air brushing. We do wraps. We do urns from scratch. They sky is the limit. ”

Even KISS guitarist Gene Simmons got into the action; he’s licensed the use of the band’s logo, etc. to be used on customized caskets for “die-hard” rock fans. (My quote.)


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I'm The Franchise King®, Joel Libava. I help prospective franchise owners avoid bank account emptying mistakes.
For 23 years, I’ve been showing people how to make smart, informed decisions on franchises to buy, and I can help you, too!
P.S. I'm not a franchise consultant/broker.

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