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A money-back guarantee can be a serious enticement as you weigh your options of whether of not to make a purchase or to walk away from The Offer. I even use this technique when I’m encouraging prospective franchise buyers to use my inside knowledge to their advantage, and become franchise advisory clients of mine.





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You’ll Never Get Your Money Back

Back to today’s franchise news; there’s a new business in town, and if you’re the end-user of their product, you’ll never, ever get your money back. They guarantee it….

That’s because you’ll be dead. D E A D.

If you happen to be a resident of Hutchinson, Kansas, you’ll soon notice a store popping up, (right next door to your ammo shop) that will make the words, “All Sales Final,all too true.



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Til We Meet Again,” a casket customizing company, is about to open at 306 N. Main.

I’m not kidding. Now, I’ve been known to be a little bit sarcastric in the past, and I even own a website that’s focused entirely on make-believe franchise concepts, but in this case, even I can’t make this one up.

The owners state that “we can do just about anything, a specialized interior, an exterior air brushing. We do wraps. We do urns from scratch. They sky is the limit. ”

Even KISS guitarist Gene Simmons got into the action; he’s licensed the use of the band’s logo, etc. to be used on customized caskets for “die-hard” rock fans. (My quote.)

 

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Joel Libava is The Franchise King® — an independent franchise advisor with 25+ years in the industry, two published books on franchising, and his writing has been featured in The New York Times, Forbes, CNBC, Entrepreneur® Magazine and others. In addition, he wrote exclusively for the U.S. Small Business Administration blog for eight years. He doesn't sell franchises. Instead, Joel helps you figure out if franchise ownership is actually right for you — and if it is, teaches you his powerful, proven-to-work franchise research techniques, so you can make a smart, informed decision on a franchise to own and be your own boss.

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