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Does The McDonald’s Franchise Have a Fiendish Plot To Ruin Skinny Kids’ Lives?

That McDonald’s franchise. The executives in Oakbrook, Illinois must be learning a lot from mind-control movies like The Manchurian Candidate.

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It seems that the absolute strength of the McDonald’s franchise is winning over our children’s hearts and minds. (Well, mostly minds.) Poor kids…..they don’t seem to have McDonald’s nutrition facts with them at all times.

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That’s right. those poor, poor, kids. All they have to eat are those evil McDonald’s Happy Meals. They have no choices. It’s almost like they’re being controlled. (They’re so evil, they even come with…hold on to your hats…toys!)

Those horrific McDonald’s Happy Meals even affected me. Read McDonald’s Happy Meal Horror’s.

I decided to write this post after hearing about the utter craziness that almost went on in San Francisco. What is it with that city? Are people that hung around the HaightAshbury district in the 60’s having flashbacks right before they’re about to make decisions like the one that almost happened regarding those dang Happy Meals a couple of weeks ago?


I think the Mayor of San Francisco is sober. Read what he did, in reference to the utter stupidity that almost enveloped San Francisco. (The banning of certain McDonald’s Happy Meal’s with toys.)

I wanted to add a little more to this mind-numbing post, but all of a sudden I’m having this weird craving for a Big Mac…and of course, a large fry.

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