Lately, discussions concerning bed bugs, and “how to get rid of bed bugs” have been keeping the servers at Google and Bing quite warm, and there doesn’t seem to be an end in sight.
What’s the deal? Why are there so many reports of bed bugs, lately? Will it ever end?????
Ok. Maybe it’s not that big of a deal. But, imagine the excitement of getting in on the cutting-edge of a pest-control franchise that specialized in bed bug removal.
Now, while you’re imagining the excitement of an opportunity like this, I’d like to introduce you to
Let’s just call this little bugger CM. CM, and many of his (his?) brethern, may end up helping the US economy. Here’s how;
If enough of these nasty creatures, (and they are nasty) start invading enough states, someone in my industry is bound to come up with a bed bug removal franchise. Here are some possible names;
- Bad-Ass Bed Bug Bombers
- Crazy Bobby’s Bed Bug Patrol
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- Microscopic Michelle’s Bed Bug Solutions
Now, because you expect me to be up on all things franchise, and you barely basically trust my judgement, I will share the names of a couple of bed bug franchises that are in existence;
Louisiana has Peststop, with a whopping 5 locations
Bed Bug Franchise; Yes. FRANCHISE. Singular. However, it is a “division” of Allied Cleaning Services Inc. In Chicago. If a couple of Chicago area residents can clue me in on this particular franchise empire, I’d appreciate it. (Yes, you, Carol, Barry, and/or Liz!)
If someone does come up with a winning bed bug removal franchise concept, new businesses would open, and several new jobs would be created. That would be great!
Now, some of the big names in pest control probably handle bed bug killing, but I just didn’t want to search anymore. I just looked at CM’s picture again.
Can you come up with any stellar names for future franchises of the bed bug zapping variety?