On 7-11 you can have a Slurpee on 7-Eleven. So, on July 11th, go into your nearby 7-Eleven, and slurp up a Free Slurpy*.
Where is the nearest 7-Eleven located, you may ask?
Look Here!
{I am accepting Slurpee deliveries between the hours of 7 and 11 only, at my office.}
*Are you a lifetime member of the 7-Eleven or Speedway Slurpee Club?