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Friday Franchise Poem

Joel Libava
1 min read
April 4, 2008


There once was a Franchise that became smelly,
Folks found out thanx to Kelly,
The players of that franchise were pissed,
As Kelly is certainly one that can diss,
More digging, and lots of new store deposits amiss,
Who is Elite
Who Is Cuppy’s
Do they really think folks are a bunch of Guppies?
Read Sean Kelly’s story,
Sorry, nothing rhymes with that word.
Here


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Joel Libava is The Franchise King® — an independent franchise advisor with 25+ years in the industry, two published books on franchising, and his writing has been featured in The New York Times, Forbes, CNBC, Entrepreneur® Magazine and others. In addition, he wrote exclusively for the U.S. Small Business Administration blog for eight years. He doesn't sell franchises. Instead, Joel helps you figure out if franchise ownership is actually right for you — and if it is, teaches you his powerful, proven-to-work franchise research techniques, so you can make a smart, informed decision on a franchise to own and be your own boss.
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