There once was a Franchise that became smelly,
Folks found out thanx to Kelly,
The players of that franchise were pissed,
As Kelly is certainly one that can diss,
More digging, and lots of new store deposits amiss,
Who is Elite
Who Is Cuppy’s
Do they really think folks are a bunch of Guppies?
Read Sean Kelly’s story,
Sorry, nothing rhymes with that word.
Here
Friday Franchise Poem
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