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		<title>Franchise News: #COVFEFE Franchise Launching Soon</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Joel Libava]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2017 19:13:47 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>For Immediate Release Franchise News Alert, Washington D.C., June 2, 2017 &#8212; (Courtesy of&#160;The Franchise King.com) Saying he knew he was probably on his way out, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has decided to go the entrepreneurial route-and will soon be launching a brand, spanking new franchise concept. &#8220;It&#8217;s pretty obvious that the writing [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.thefranchiseking.com/franchise-news-covfefe-franchise-launching-soon">Franchise News: #COVFEFE Franchise Launching Soon</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.thefranchiseking.com">The Franchise King®</a>.</p>
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		<title>The Duke, The Duchess And The Franchise King®: A Reunion</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Joel Libava]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2014 22:21:40 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>I had to wait a lot longer than I thought I would. I know that&#160;The Duke and The Duchess are busy people. But, I am too. Keep going&#8230; &#160; Royalty I know that&#160;The Duke and The Duchess are Royalty. But, so am I. I know that The Duchess is pregnant-so she&#8217;s especially tired these days. [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.thefranchiseking.com/duke-duchess-franchise-king-reunion">The Duke, The Duchess And The Franchise King®: A Reunion</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.thefranchiseking.com">The Franchise King®</a>.</p>
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		<title>My Competitors In Franchising Are Driving Me Cray-Cray</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Joel Libava]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2014 20:50:10 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>(Image courtesy of BitStrips) They are. Big time. Seriously. The things I&#8217;ve been feeling have been going on for a while. I just haven&#8217;t wanted to share them with you. Until now. That&#8217;s because I can&#8217;t take it anymore!&#160; &#160; My Competitors In Franchising Are Driving Me Cray-Cray The reasons why they&#8217;re driving me crazy [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.thefranchiseking.com/competitors-in-franchising-are-driving-me-cray-cray">My Competitors In Franchising Are Driving Me Cray-Cray</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.thefranchiseking.com">The Franchise King®</a>.</p>
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		<title>March On San Francisco Planned To Protest The POTUS Minimum Wage Hike Proposal</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Joel Libava]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2013 21:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>&#160; Just about every small business owner&#8211; including franchise owners,&#160;are in an absolute tizzy over a pretty radical idea proposed by the POTUS. In his SOTU address, President Obama proposed raising the minimum wage from $7.25 an hour all the way up to $9.00 an hour. Over three years. &#160; New March on San Francisco [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.thefranchiseking.com/minimum-wage-potus">March On San Francisco Planned To Protest The POTUS Minimum Wage Hike Proposal</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.thefranchiseking.com">The Franchise King®</a>.</p>
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		<title>Is Millions Of Milkshakes A Real Franchise Business?</title>
		<link>https://www.thefranchiseking.com/millions-of-milkshakes-franchise-kim-kardashian</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Joel Libava]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2012 22:50:43 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Food and Drink Franchises]]></category>
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<p>I&#8217;m being serious here. I&#8217;m not sure how I stumbled upon a picture of&#160;Kim Kardashian drinking milkshakes from some type of Milkshake franchise? outfit, but I did. And, it seemed to have her name on it. I think. Or, maybe she was endorsing it. Maybe. Or, maybe the PR firm of this new franchise? was [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.thefranchiseking.com/millions-of-milkshakes-franchise-kim-kardashian">Is Millions Of Milkshakes A Real Franchise Business?</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.thefranchiseking.com">The Franchise King®</a>.</p>
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		<title>What Is The Most Important Ingredient In An Original Brooklyn Water Bagel?</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Joel Libava]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 12:43:17 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>If you&#8217;re a New Yorker, (the Brooklyn variety) bagels are an important part of your culture. Your borough has the best-tasting bagels. Period. There isn&#8217;t a place in the world that can come close to what you&#8217;ve been producing for decades. Unless you make them yourself, as a Florida franchisee of&#160;The Original Brooklyn Water Bagel [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.thefranchiseking.com/original-brooklyn-water-bagel-company-franchisee-lawsuit">What Is The Most Important Ingredient In An Original Brooklyn Water Bagel?</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.thefranchiseking.com">The Franchise King®</a>.</p>
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		<title>There&#8217;s One Thing in Franchising That Really Really Scares The Bejesus Out of Me</title>
		<link>https://www.thefranchiseking.com/franchising-scares-the-bejesus-out-of-me-religion-franchising</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Joel Libava]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2012 20:20:10 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>If you&#8217;re looking into becoming the owner of a franchise business, you know that there&#8217;s a lot of fear involved in a decision that&#8217;s as large as this. If you push the yes button, and decide to become a franchisee, your life will change. Big-time. So, if you&#8217;re not full of fear&#8211;at some level, I&#8217;m [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.thefranchiseking.com/franchising-scares-the-bejesus-out-of-me-religion-franchising">There&#8217;s One Thing in Franchising That Really Really Scares The Bejesus Out of Me</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.thefranchiseking.com">The Franchise King®</a>.</p>
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		<title>Ben &#038; Jerry&#8217;s Lin-Sanity Ice Cream Lin-Update</title>
		<link>https://www.thefranchiseking.com/ben-jerrys-lin-sanity-ice-cream-lin-update</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Joel Libava]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 22:08:15 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Food and Drink Franchises]]></category>
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<p>&#160; Did you hear about the new Lin-Sanity ice cream that Ben &#38; Jerry&#8217;s started selling? &#160; The vanilla flavored ice cream, (always delicious) came with one Lin-Gredient that has managed to cause a real Lin-Firestorm&#8230; &#160; &#160; Fortune Cookie pieces and parts. &#160; Which made some people angry. &#160; Me&#8211;not so much. I happen [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.thefranchiseking.com/ben-jerrys-lin-sanity-ice-cream-lin-update">Ben &#038; Jerry&#8217;s Lin-Sanity Ice Cream Lin-Update</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.thefranchiseking.com">The Franchise King®</a>.</p>
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